Status, status everywhere

People love updating their status. It's a little sub-text bubble attached wherever you go online.

At last count I had my:
Facebook status (on 3 separate accounts)
My MSN Messenger status
My ooVoo status
My Twittering stream
My skype status

And I update all of them differently. I've noticed everyone else does too. You can never have enough subtext. Clearly.

Now I feel like I need a real subtext to match my virtual subtext. Best format to do this would be an updateable T-Shirt:

Mine will say something like "Your mother"
Watch this space.