Apparently if you take Gardasil you can:
- Play a sic drum sequence
- Have excellent soccer skills
- You can get a mobile camera phone and take pictures on highways
- You will be able to dance
- You can use scissors
- You can use a skipping rope without hurting yourself
- You can ride a horse
- Make a t-shirt saying "One Less" that jumps from your monitor to your hands
- Play baseball
- Run fast in a marathon
- Quilt (who the fuck wants to quilt?!)
- Be a dumb flag waver...
I want an inquest for this! Jarvik- get on the case!!!!
I've had my vaccine, I can't do any of this shit! I've always wanted to wave a flag around like an idiot who has a double chin.
When can I be One Less?!